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Anger Management
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24
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CTU Phone
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A Teens
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Can't Help Falling In Love
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A Teens
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Can't Help Falling In Love (V2)
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A-Ha
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The Living Daylights
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A-Ha
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The Living Daylights (V2)
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ab fab
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well pick up the phone sweety I think its patsy darling
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Adam Garcia
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Immortality
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Adam Garcia
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Immortality (v2)
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Airplane
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Don't Call Me Shirley
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Alan Partridge
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I Am Hung Like A Donkey
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Alarm
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Daffyd Alarm
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Alarm
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Del Boy Wake Up
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Alarm
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Ozzy Wakeup
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Alarm
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Vicky Pollard Alarm
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Alarm (Absolutely Fabulous)
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Ab Fab Wake Up Sweety
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Alarm (Alan Partridge)
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Alan's Wake Up The Partridge
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Alarm (Ali G)
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Ali G Wake Up Rise And Shine
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Alarm (Anne Robinson)
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Anne Wake Up Weakest Link
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Alarm (Austin Powers)
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Dr Evil Wake Up Evil
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Alarm (Catherine Tate)
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Bernie Wake Up Vibrating
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Alarm (Catherine Tate)
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Gran Wake Up
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Alarm (Catherine Tate)
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Hysterical Wake Up Wot U Like
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Alarm (Catherine Tate)
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Lauren Wake Up I Ain't Bovverd
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Alarm (Dame Edna Everage)
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Dame Edna Wake Up Possums
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Alarm (Hyacinth Bucket)
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Hyacinth Wake Up
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Alarm (Kat Slater)
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Kat Wake Up Lazy Git
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Alarm (Little Britain)
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Computer Say's No Wake Up
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Alarm (Little Britain)
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Daffyd Wake Up Good Day
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Alarm (Little Britain)
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Majarie Dawes Wake Up Fat Pig
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Alarm (Max And Paddy)
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Max And Paddy Wake Up Fat Slob
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Alarm (Peggy Mitchell)
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Peggy Wake Up Laughing
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Alarm (Sex And The City)
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Samantha Wake Up Dream
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Alarm (Shameless)
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Frank Gallagher Wake Up
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Alarm (Sharon Osbourne)
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Sharon Wake Up
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Alarm (Sybil Fawlty)
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Sybil Wake Up
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Alarm (The Mighty Boosh)
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Mighty Boosh Wake Up Ram Legs
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Alarm (The Muppetts)
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Miss Piggy Wake Up Honey Bunny
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Alarm (The Office)
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Brent Wake Up Office
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Alarm (The Simpsons)
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Marge wake up
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Alarm (Yoda)
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Yoda Wake Up
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ali g
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ere me now you av a text init...check it
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Ali G
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Here me now, big up yourself for calling the Staines massive poonani line innit?aaiihh
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Angel City
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Do You Know
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Ann (Little Britain)
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Ehh Ehhh Errrrrr
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Ann (Little Britain)
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Err Errr Errrr
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Anthony Newley
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Candy Man
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Anthony Newley
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Candy Man (V2)
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Aqua
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Turn Back Time
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Aqua
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Turn Back Time (V2)
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Austin Powers
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Groovy baby, ooh behave?
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Avid Merrion
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I love the celebrities, I love the celebrities with the big fat tits...
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B52s
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Meet The Flintstones
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B52s
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Meet The Flintstones (V2)
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Baddiel and Skinner (BoSelecta)
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I am David Baddiel, I am a very funny man, call me a Jew, I like it when you call me Jewą
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bargain hunt
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look bargain hunter its cheap as chips
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barnie
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who the hell is that...... burp
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basil fawlty
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are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear.
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Benny Hill
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Well I say, I say, I say...
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Big Brother
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Ashlene
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Big Brother
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Babe
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Big Brother
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Davina
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Big Brother
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Glyn
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Big Brother
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Hottopics
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Big Brother
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Jenny
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Big Brother
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Kamel
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Big Brother
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Lea
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Big Brother
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Nikki
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Big Brother
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Nikki Angry
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Big Brother
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Nikki Cry
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Big Brother
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Nikki Special
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Big Brother
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Pete
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Big Brother
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Richard
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Big Brother
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Spiral
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Big Brother
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Voice
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Bill Medley And Jennifer Warnes
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Up Where We Belong
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Bill Medley And Jennifer Warnes
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Up Where We Belong (V2)
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Billy Ocean
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When The Going Gets Tough
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Billy Ocean
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When The Going Gets Tough (V2)
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BittyBitty (Little Britain)
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Bitty BittyąHungry...Bitty
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blackadder
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you have a message so cunning you could brush your teeth with it
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Blue Swede
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Hooked On A Feeling
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Blue Swede
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Hooked On A Feeling
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bob monkhouse
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now if that's my wife...tell her im washing my hair
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Bob the Builder
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Crocodile Rock
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Bob the Builder
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Crocodile Rock (v2)
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Bob the Builder
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Right Tools For The Job
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Bob the Builder
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Right Tools For The Job (v2)
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Bob the Builder
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Superspud
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Bob the Builder
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Superspud (v2)
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Bon Jovi
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Blaze Of Glory
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Bon Jovi
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Blaze Of Glory (V2)
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borat
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chenkyou... i like sex
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borat 2
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you have a funny phone yes... it is like having sex with a pig
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Boy George
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The Crying Game
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Boy George
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The Crying Game (V2)
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bruce forsythe
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oh its nice to hear from you to hear from you nice
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Bubbles De Vere (Little Britain)
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It's A Little Dangerous
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Bullseye
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In one - its a phone call or text message... [version 2]
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Burt Bacharach
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Rains Keep Falling On My Head
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Burt Bacharach
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Rains Keep Falling On My Head (V2)
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Busted
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Thunderbirds Are Go
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Busted
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Thunderbirds Are Go [alternative]
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Cab Calloway
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Minnie The Moocher
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Cab Calloway
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Minnie The Moocher (v2)
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Carly Simon
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Nobody Does It Better
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Carly Simon
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Nobody Does It Better (v2)
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Carol (Little Britain)
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Computer Says No
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Catherine Tate
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Am I bothered?
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Catherine Tate
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Am I Bovverd Boy And Girl
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Catherine Tate
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Amanda
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Catherine Tate
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Batting For The Other Side
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Catherine Tate
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Bernie
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Catherine Tate
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Bid You Goodday
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Catherine Tate
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Farting Lady
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Catherine Tate
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Gayphone
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Catherine Tate
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Ginger
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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Gran - Have a Look
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Catherine Tate
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Have A Guess
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Catherine Tate
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Hysterical Tate
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Catherine Tate
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I Ain't Bovverd
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Catherine Tate
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Lesley Fay Gay
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Catherine Tate
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Like A Nice Bit
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Catherine Tate
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Married Couple
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Catherine Tate
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Moo Shepherd
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Catherine Tate
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Screaming Lady
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Catherine Tate
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Wot You Like
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Chad Kroeger
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Hero
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Chad Kroeger
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Hero
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Chad Kroeger
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Hero (V2)
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Chad Kroeger
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Hero (V2)
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Cher
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The Shoop Shoop Song
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Cher
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The Shoop Shoop Song (Mermaids)
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Cher
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The Shoop Shoop Song (Mermaids) (V2)
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Cher
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The Shoop Shoop Song (V2)
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Chicago
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Class
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Chicago
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Class (V2)
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Chicago
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Entr'acte
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Chicago
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Entr'acte (V2)
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Chicago
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Funny Honey
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Chicago
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Funny Honey (V2)
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Chicago
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Hot Honey Rag
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Chicago
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Hot Honey Rag (V2)
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Chicago
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I Can't Do It Alone
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Chicago
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I Can't Do It Alone (V2)
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Chicago
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I Know A Girl
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Chicago
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I Know A Girl (V2)
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Chicago
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Me And My Baby
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Chicago
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Me And My Baby (V2)
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Chicago
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Mister Cellophane
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Chicago
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Mister Cellophane (V2)
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Chicago
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My Own Best Friend
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Chicago
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My Own Best Friend (V2)
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Chicago
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Nowadays
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Chicago
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Nowadays (V2)
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Chicago
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Overture
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Chicago
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Overture (V2)
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Chicago
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Razzle Dazzle
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Chicago
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Razzle Dazzle (V2)
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Chicago
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Roxie
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Chicago
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Roxie (V2)
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Chicago
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We Both Reached For The Gun
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Chicago
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We Both Reached For The Gun (V2)
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Chicago
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When Velma Takes The Stand
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Chicago
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When You're Good To Your Mama
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chris tarrant
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quick it could be worth one million pounds... he he
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cilla
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pick it up sweetheart it could be your blind date, Valentines
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Cliff Richard
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Saviour's Day
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Cliff Richard
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Somethin Is Goin On
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Comedy
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Ashes Win
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Comedy
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Ben Dover
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Comedy
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Bob Fossil
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Comedy
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Calm Down Calm Down-Scousers
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Comedy
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Crazy Stupid Ringtone
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Comedy
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Dixon Bainbridge
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Comedy
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Dukes Of Hazard
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Comedy
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Fox Action
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Comedy
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Gary Numan
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Comedy
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Hitcher The Witch
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Comedy
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I'm Bad I'm Mad
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Comedy
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I'm Howard Moon
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Comedy
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Madness
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Comedy
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Mr And Mrs Ravi (2)
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Comedy
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Musical Genius
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Comedy
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Naboo
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Comedy
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Royle Family
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Comedy
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Royle Family
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Comedy
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Sharon Osbourne
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Comedy
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Your Mum 1
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Comedy
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Your Mum 2
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Comedy
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Your Mum 3
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Comedy
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Your Mum 4
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Comedy
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Your Mum 5
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Comedy
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Your Scum
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Comedy
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Your So Ugly 1
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Comedy
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Your So Ugly 2
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Coolio
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Gangstas Paradise
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Coolio
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Gangstas Paradise (V2)
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Craig David (BoSelecta)
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You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break Americaą
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Culture Club
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Do You Really Want To Hurt Me
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Culture Club
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Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (V2)
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Daffyd (Little Britain)
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I Am The Only Gay In The Village
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Daffyd (Little Britain)
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I'll Have Another Bacardi And Coke Please Myfannwy
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Daffyd (Little Britain)
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Just A Bit Poofy
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dale winton
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well have a look it might improve your text life
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dale winton 2
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well someones popular i'de pick that up if i were you
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dame edna
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well would you believe it somebody likes you possum
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Dating Agency (Little Britain)
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Margaret... Margaret...yeas...there's A Man Downstairs Who Wants To Know If He Can Pick Up His Phone
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David Essex
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Oh What A Circus
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David Essex
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Oh What A Circus (v2)
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Davina McCall (BoSelecta)
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We're live we're live, so don't say f**k, bugger or chick with a dick
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del boy
|
well are you gonna have a look at that you complete and utter dipstick
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Del Boy
|
Well Bonjour, you have arrived at the phone of Monsieur Trotter, lovely jubbly
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Denis Norden (BoSelecta)
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If you're one of those people who like watching my show then I'm nearly dead
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des lynam
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result just in..you've got a text... there
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des lynam 2
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result just in ..you've got a phone call ...there
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Dolly Parton
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Nine To Five
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Dolly Parton
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Nine To Five (V2)
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Don Spencer
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Fireball Xl5
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Don Spencer
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Fireball Xl5 (Intro)
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Donny Osmond
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Breeze On By
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dot
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oh i say
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Dr Who and the Daleks
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Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated
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Duncan James And Keedie
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I Believe In My Heart
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Elton John
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Circle Of Life (V2)
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Elton John
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Circle Of Live
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Elvis Presley
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Viva Las Vegas
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Elvis Presley
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Viva Las Vegas (V2)
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Emily Howard (Little Britain)
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Im A Lady
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Emily Howard (Little Britain)
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Oh, Ho, Ho... I Am A Lady, I Am A Lady...
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Eric Carmen
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Hungry Eyes
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Eric Carmen
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Hungry Eyes (v2)
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ET
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ET Phone Home...Elliott [version 2]
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Etta James
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I Just Wanna Make Love To You
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Etta James
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I Just Wanna Make Love To You (V2)
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Extras
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Andy Millman
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Film Theme
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Mission Impossible
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Frank (Shameless)
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Frank Gallagher- Have A Party
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Frank (Shameless)
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Frank Gallagher- Have A Party
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Frank Sinatra
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Love And Marriage
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Frank Sinatra
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Love And Marriage (V2)
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Frank Sinatra
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My Funny Valentine
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Frank Sinatra
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My Funny Valentine (V2)
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Frank Sinatra
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New York New York
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Frank Sinatra
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New York New York (V2)
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frank spencer
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oo betty i think ive done a woopsie
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Franki Valli
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Grease
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Franki Valli
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Grease (v2)
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Frankie Avalon
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Beauty School Dropout
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Frankie Avalon
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Beauty School Dropout (v2)
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Gloria Estefan
|
Turn The Beat Around
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Gloria Estefan
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Turn The Beat Around (V2)
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Gollum
|
Lord Of The Rings
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Grease
|
Summer Nights
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Grease
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Summer Nights (v2)
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Harry Connick Jr
|
It Had To Be You
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Harry Connick Jr
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It Had To Be You (V2)
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Harry Enfield And Chums
|
Hulio Geordio
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harry hill 2
|
a phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey
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haryy hill
|
someones text you an abusive message... i don't make the rules
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He-Man
|
I have the power
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Henry Mancini
|
Pink Panther
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Henry Mancini
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Pink Panther (v2)
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Hot Chocolate
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You Sexy Thing
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Hot Chocolate
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You Sexy Thing (V2)
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House Of Pain
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Jump Around
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House Of Pain
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Jump Around (V2)
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jackass
|
im jonny knoxville and this is text message poo pie
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james bond
|
007 license to thrill
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james bond 2
|
it loks like you've got an admirer... it could be moneypenny
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Jan Hammer
|
Crocketts Theme
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Jan Hammer
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Crocketts Theme (V2)
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Jimmy Soul
|
If You Wanna Be Happy
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Jimmy Soul
|
If You Wanna Be Happy (V2)
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Joey (Friends)
|
How you doing?
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John Travolta
|
Greased Lightning
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John Travolta
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Greased Lightning (v2)
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John Travolta
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Sandy
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John Travolta
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Sandy (v2)
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John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
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We Go Together
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John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
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We Go Together (v2)
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John Travolta And Olivia Newton John
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Youre The One That I Want
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John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
|
Youre The One That I Want (v2)
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john wayne
|
sit on your horse and drink your milk pilgrim
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John Williams
|
Star Wars Theme (Main Titles)
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jonathan ross
|
someones tried to text ya... that completely widiculous
|
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Judy Garland
|
Get Happy
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Judy Garland
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Get Happy (v2)
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julian clary
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im strangely drawn into thinking you have a text message... i thank you.
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julian clary 2
|
im strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... i thank you.
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Julie Andrews
|
Thoroughly Modern Millie
|
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Julie Andrews
|
Thoroughly Modern Millie (v2)
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Jungle Book
|
Bare Neccesities
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Jungle Book
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Bare Neccesities (v2)
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Jungle Book
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I Wanna Be Like You
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Jungle Book
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I Wanna Be Like You (v2)
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Justin Hayward
|
Forever Autumn
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Justin Hayward
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Forever Autumn (v2)
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kat slater
|
just pick up the phone you rotten cow
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Kat Slater (BoSelecta)
|
I heard ya, slagging off my big fat saggy bingo wings
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Kath And Kim
|
Kath
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Kath And Kim
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Kath
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Kath And Kim
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Kath And Kim
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Kenny Craig (Little Britain)
|
Look Into My Eyes, Look Into My Eyes. Don't Look Around The Eyesą
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Kenny Loggins
|
Danger Zone
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Kenny Loggins
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Danger Zone (V2)
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Kenny Loggins
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Footloose
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Kenny Loggins
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Footloose (V2)
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League Of Gentlemen
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Bernice
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League Of Gentlemen
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Edwardtattsyrup
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