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1st Contact
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2 Million Kilowatt Sinewave
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Again And Again
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Alien Abductee Funkit Jingle
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Alien Human Playkit Jingle
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Alien News Reader
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Alien Spaceship Door Jingle
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Alien Tickle Experiments1
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Alien Tickler1
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Alien Tune
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Alien Wizzer
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Attendance Required
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Baby Alien
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Banging
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Best Phone In Da House
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Bet You Cant Talk This Fast
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Billy Bollock
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Bizzarre Tone
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Bizzercombo
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Bleepbopbipbip
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Bluppup
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Boings
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Boys Talk
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Buzzer
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Camera Glass Combo
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Camerahhh
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Cant Get Enough Of Me
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Chewed Up Slug
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Chinese Proverb No Hair
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Chinese Proverb Permanent Erection
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Chordal
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Christmas Dance
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Clubble Combo
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Come On Big Boy
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Come On Then
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Communication
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Cool34
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Crazy Chef Lanced Carbunkle
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Crazy Professor
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Dating Ad
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Deformed Ear
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Dialtone Cowboy
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Did You Miss Me
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Drill Scream
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Drunk Phone
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Ear Wax
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Earhole
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Eat Polyphonics And Weep
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Echoe Pitch
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Fa Ttrill
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Fart Technotone
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Fighting Talk 1
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Fighting Talk 2
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Future Clop
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Future Garble
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Future Garble 2
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Future Hail1
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Future Hail2
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Future Hail3
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Future Tone - Fast Zappoid
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Future Tone - Zappoid
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Future Yo
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Futurebleeps
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Fuzz Chatter
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Game Bleeps
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Game Noise
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Gamey Wish
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Ganster Call
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Ghostly
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Giggling Psyco
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Glass Taps
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Glassy Clunk
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Groovin Fruity Booty Rap
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Happy Xmas
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Hard Buzz
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He's Gotta Phonecall
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Head Transplant Mad Proffessor
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Heating Problems
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Here We Go
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High Bleep
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Hiphop Pick It Up
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Hiphop Belcher
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Hotandsticky
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Human Flute
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Hypnotic Realtone-well It Might Work!
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Incey Buzz
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Incoming
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Incoming Audio
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Incoming Transmission
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Infectious Yawning
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Irritating
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Is That Yours
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Ive Got A Friend
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Ive Got A Ringtone
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Jealous Tosser
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Jumbojet Of A Chat
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Just For Laffs 1
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Knocking
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Listen To It And Weep Sucker
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Mad Professor - Never Grob On A Copper
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Mad Professor Completely Pissed
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Mafia Crossed Line
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Masterbater On My Phone
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Mechanized
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Melodic Bleeps
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Middle Trill
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Million Pound Contract
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Mini Buzz
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Moanertone
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Mobile Blues
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Mobile In Mate
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Moldybread And Flem Surprise
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Monkey On Acid
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Moving Parts
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My Favorite Treat
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My Phone Is Ringing
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Naked In A Freezer
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Nang Boy Nation
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New Communication
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Not Tinny
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Now Shut Up
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Nutterisms
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Old Chinese Proverb Get Rid Of Me
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Old Chinese Proverb Good And Bad
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Old Chinese Proverb Leave Mountain
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Old Chinese Proverb Moon On Head
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Old Chinese Proverb Phonecall
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On Hold
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On Tip Of Tongue
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Oochy Goochy Poochy
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Out Of Order
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Oy Move It
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Oy No Not You
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Oy Oy Oy
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Oy Oy Oy Tone
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Phone Moan
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Phone Police
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Phone Poser 1
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Phone Theft
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Phonecallpractice
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Phones Pet Human
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Phonetic Nagger
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Pissed Off And Tired
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ab fab
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well pick up the phone sweety I think its patsy darling
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alan partridge
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butter my arse
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Alarm
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Angry Wake Up
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Alarm
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Anne Alarm
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Alarm
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Daffyd Alarm
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Alarm
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Del Boy Wake Up
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Alarm
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Ginger Wakeup
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Alarm
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Gran Wakeup
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Alarm
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Jungle Wakeup
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Alarm
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Leslie Fay Gay Wakeup
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Alarm
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Lou And Andy Alarm
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Alarm
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Marjorie Dawes Alarm
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Alarm
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Michael Jackson Wakeup
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Alarm
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Ozzy Wakeup
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Alarm
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Papa lazarou Wakeup
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Alarm
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Pater Kay Wakeup
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Alarm
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Relaxation Wakeup
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Alarm
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West Indian Wakeup
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ali g
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ere me now you av a text init...check it
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Ali G
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Here me now, big up yourself for calling the Staines massive poonani line innit?aaiihh
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Ann (Little Britain)
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Ehh Ehhh Errrrrr
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anne robinson
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so, don't know much about answering your phone then
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arnie
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i'll be back
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ashley
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oh no, i think it's me uncle fred
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Austin Powers
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Groovy baby, ooh behave?
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austin powers
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yer baby yer
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barry davis
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oh i say who could that be... lovely
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bart
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eat my shorts
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basil fawlty
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are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear.
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bery and ernie
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hey bert we got a message..bert..hey bert....bert
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Big Dave
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Shiny Thunderbird Head
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big mo
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ere, what you textin for at a time like this
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bill connelly 2
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i don't bloody beleive it...someones trying to call ya
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billy connelly
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crichy someones bloody text ya
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blackadder
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you have a message so cunning you could brush your teeth with it
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bob monkhouse
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now if that's my wife...tell her im washing my hair
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borat
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chenkyou... i like sex
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borat 2
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you have a funny phone yes... it is like having sex with a pig
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brian potter
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ey jerry i've got a text thingy....dickhead
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Bullseye
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In one - its a phone call or text message - pick up the phone to see what surprise awaits you
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caine
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oy..you got a text... now not a lot of people know that
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Catherine Tate
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Ginger
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Catherine Tate
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Gran
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Catherine Tate
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How Very Dare You
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Chipmunks With David Seville
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Chipmunk Song
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Comedy
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Angry Couple
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Comedy
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Ashes Hell Of A Beating
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Comedy
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Indian
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Comedy
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Indian Women
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Comedy
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Italian
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Comedy
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Looney American
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Comedy
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Nutty Guy
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Comedy
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Posh Phone
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Comedy
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Richie Ashes
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Comedy
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Scot's Woman
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Comedy
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Sharon Osbourne
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Comedy
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Telephone Woman
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Comedy
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West Indian
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Comedy
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West Indian 1
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Cp Bazzzman
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Lets Do It Again
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Cp Bazzzman
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Add Another Million
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Cp Bazzzman
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Amazing Penis Catalogue
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Cp Bazzzman
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An An A Nam
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Cp Bazzzman
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An An An Am
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Cp Bazzzman
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Audio Notification
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Cp Bazzzman
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Big Bell End
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Cp Bazzzman
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Billy Bollock - Jiggy Up Ya Dirtbox
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Cp Bazzzman
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Boo
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Cp Bazzzman
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Check It Out
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Cp Bazzzman
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Cutie Pie
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Cp Bazzzman
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Cutie Pie - Fantastic Person
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Cp Bazzzman
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Cutie Pie - Please Pick Me Up
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Cp Bazzzman
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Cutie Pie - Your Needed
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Cp Bazzzman
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DonÆt Press My Buttons
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Cp Bazzzman
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Drive Men Mad With This One Girls
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Cp Bazzzman
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Everybody Knows
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Cp Bazzzman
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Family Bruv Calling
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Cp Bazzzman
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Family Incoming Girlfriend
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Cp Bazzzman
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Family Moaning Father
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Cp Bazzzman
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Family My Mummy
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Cp Bazzzman
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Family New Boyfriend
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Cp Bazzzman
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Family One Of The Boys
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Cp Bazzzman
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Fararri Owner
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Cp Bazzzman
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Fat Nosed Snotaholic
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Cp Bazzzman
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Freak People Out
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Cp Bazzzman
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Futuristic Hello
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Cp Bazzzman
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Get Your Arse Over Here
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Cp Bazzzman
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Giggling Crazy Froggie Torture
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Cp Bazzzman
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Giggling Psycho Love
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Cp Bazzzman
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Give Me Some Attention
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Cp Bazzzman
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Giving U A Bell
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Cp Bazzzman
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Goggle Eyed Bodybrowser
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Cp Bazzzman
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Gossip Attack
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Cp Bazzzman
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Happytone I Feel Good
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Cp Bazzzman
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Happytone Life Is Fantastic
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Cp Bazzzman
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Hashman Dilema
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Cp Bazzzman
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Helpful Geek
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Cp Bazzzman
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Hunk Dunk
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Cp Bazzzman
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I'll Kick Your Bell In Mate
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Cp Bazzzman
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Incoming Tosser
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Cp Bazzzman
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Information Alert
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Cp Bazzzman
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Irony Tone Laughing
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Cp Bazzzman
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Irony Tone Worldwide Conversation
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Cp Bazzzman
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IsThat A Phone Ringing
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Cp Bazzzman
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Just Be Brilliant
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Cp Bazzzman
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Kiss Tone 01
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Cp Bazzzman
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Lost Phone Ringtone
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Cp Bazzzman
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Made To Make Your Life Crazy
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Cp Bazzzman
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Morons
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Cp Bazzzman
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Nagging Phone
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Cp Bazzzman
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Naked Tree Climbers
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Cp Bazzzman
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New Communication
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Cp Bazzzman
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News Tone
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Cp Bazzzman
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Pay Up
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Cp Bazzzman
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Pointed
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Cp Bazzzman
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Procrastinator Masterbater
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Cp Bazzzman
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Realtone_percussion
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Cp Bazzzman
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Record Scratch
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Cp Bazzzman
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Reverse Alien
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Cp Bazzzman
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Reverse1
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Cp Bazzzman
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Ringing Wet
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Cp Bazzzman
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Roomy Wood Smack
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Cp Bazzzman
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Rough Bizzer
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Cp Bazzzman
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Runaway Alien
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Cp Bazzzman
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Scowl
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Cp Bazzzman
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Slug Brained Ballbag
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Cp Bazzzman
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Soft Event
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Cp Bazzzman
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Someones On The Blower
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Cp Bazzzman
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Someones On The Line
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Cp Bazzzman
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Someones On The Phone
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Cp Bazzzman
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Space Bleep
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Cp Bazzzman
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Space Bleep 2
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Cp Bazzzman
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Space Doors
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Cp Bazzzman
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Spiky
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Cp Bazzzman
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Submarine
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Cp Bazzzman
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Submarine 2
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Cp Bazzzman
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Subtle Slide
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Cp Bazzzman
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Sweewiff
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Cp Bazzzman
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Ten Inch Penis
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Cp Bazzzman
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The Awkward Phone Call Company
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Cp Bazzzman
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The Mobile Profit Listen 2 Crap
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Cp Bazzzman
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The Mobile Profit Sexy People
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Cp Bazzzman
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The Mobile Profit Tosser Tone
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Cp Bazzzman
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The Mobile Profit U Will Talk
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Cp Bazzzman
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The Mysterious Noises
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Cp Bazzzman
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You Are Being Hailed
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Cp Bazzzman
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You Are Popular
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Cp Bazzzman
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You Cant Answer This Phone
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Craig David (BoSelecta)
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You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break Americaā
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Crazy Sound FX
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Terminated Toad
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david brent
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he's bloody mental..he's not even gonna pick up his phone..ahhh..crazy
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deep voice
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hurry hurry you've just got a text
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Dick And Dom
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Bogeys (Bogies)
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Dirty Sanchez
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Oh My God That Is Minging, Its All Over His Face
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Dog and Bone
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Heavy Rock
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Dog and Bone
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Hip Hop/Rap
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Dog and Bone
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Madchester
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Dog and Bone
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Metal
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Dog and Bone
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Punk
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Dog and Bone
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Reggae Rewind
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Dog and Bone
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Rock & Roll
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dr evil
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its fricking freezing in here mr biglesworth
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Dr Who and the Daleks
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Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated
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gorden brittas
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a message...excellent
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Gordon Lightfoot
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If You Could Read My Mind
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Gordon Lightfoot
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If You Could Read My Mind (v2)
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harry hill 2
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a phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey
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haryy hill
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someones text you an abusive message... i don't make the rules
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ian mcaskill
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hello it looks as if someones tried to get hold of you
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Inblaq Feat Super Flex
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Pick Up The Phone Star
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Inblaq Feat Super Flex
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Ring Ring
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Inblaq Feat Super Flex
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Set
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Inblaq Feat Super Flex
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What Appen Star
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Inblaq Feat Super Flex
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Who Dat Pan Da Phone Star
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Inblaq Feat Trevor The Technician Mckenzie
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Techman Dub
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jackass
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im jonny knoxville and this is text message poo pie
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janet street porter
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well what a sexist message that is
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Jasper Carrot
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Funky Moped
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Jasper Carrot
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Funky Moped (v2)
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John Inman 2
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im free
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john motson
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extraordinary... only a minute left and it's there... a text
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jonny vegas
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ey you got a message... it could be monkey
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kenneth williams
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0o nooooooo oh matron
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kermit
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hi ho.. don't look at it i think it's miss piggy... oooh
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kermit 2
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hi ho.. please don't pick up the phone.. i think its miss piggy
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Lonnie Donegan
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My Old Man's A Dustman (V2)
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marge
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quick i think its homey
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mark lawrenson
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they've got to pick up their phone ray... they've got to
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miss piggy
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oh kermy kermy kermy
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motty
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well i dont beleive it.. a chance for a text and its there... extraordinary trevor
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papa
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oh you are my wife now
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papa lazaru
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dave dave
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Peter Kay
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Pick Me Up, Pick Me Up, Im Going Know Where Meā
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Peter Kay
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Who's That, Who's That Calling At This Timeā
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phoebe
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ohh, what is a text thingy
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potter 2
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jerry jerry get that bloody phone
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Real tone
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Laughing
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Realtone
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Farting and Burping
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sharon osbourne
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it's for you scrotum licker
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sis woodall
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a message with more character than a charles dickens novel
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Sound Effects
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Bomb
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Sound Effects
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Explosion
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Sound Effects
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Fanfare
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Sound Effects
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Fanfare (v2)
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Sound Effects
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Fanfare (v3)
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Sound Effects
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Fanfare (v4)
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Sound Effects
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Fart
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Sound Effects
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Fog Horn
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Sound Effects
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Honk
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Sound Effects
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Shotgun
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Sound Effects
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Siren (v5)
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squeaky voice
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hurry someones just tried to text you
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steve irwin
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well look at that baby... its a brand new text message
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steve irwin 2
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well look at that little baby.. i think thats a swamp monster calling you
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sue pollard
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i think this is my yellow coat
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sybil
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fawlty towers... basil
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Telephone FX
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Klaxon
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Telephone FX
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Klaxon (v2)
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Telephone FX
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Klaxon (v3)
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Telephone FX
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Phone Ring(v2)
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Telephone FX
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Ring
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Tim Westwood
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Pimp My Phone
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tommy cooper
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a text.. just like that... ha ha
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tommy cooper 2
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your phones ringing... just like that ...ha ha
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tony blair
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its my policy to say that you've just got a message
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trigger happy
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hello.... pick up ya phone...chow
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victor
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i dont believe it
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wallis and gromit
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come on grommit its time to look at your phone
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yoda
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a text you have.. may the force be with you
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Yoda (Star Wars)
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Ringing your phone is, pick up or in grave danger you are
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your royal sexiness
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you have a message your royal sexiness, Valentines
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