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Roy Walker
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Keep Pressing And Guessing
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Roy Walker
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Say What You See
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ruby wax
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well someones popular
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Simon Cowell
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Your problem is that you called up and so far?.
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Stifler
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Stiflers Back Baby
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The Fonz
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Heyy
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Alan Partridge
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Ah ha, and thanks for calling for Alan's Hot Topic
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Alarm
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Daffyd Alarm
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Alarm
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Del Boy Wake Up
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Alarm
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Dj Westwood Style
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Alarm
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Ginger Wakeup
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Alarm
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Michael Jackson Wakeup
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Alarm
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Pater Kay Wakeup
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Alarm
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Vicky Pollard Alarm
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ali g
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ere me now you av a text init...check it
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Ali G
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Here me now, big up yourself for calling the Staines massive poonani line innit?aaiihh
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anne robinson
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so, don't know much about answering your phone then
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arnie
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i'll be back
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Austin Powers
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Yeah Baby Yeah
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bargain hunt
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look bargain hunter its cheap as chips
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basil fawlty
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are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear.
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bob monkhouse
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now if that's my wife...tell her im washing my hair
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bruce forsythe
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oh its nice to hear from you to hear from you nice
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bruno
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you have a fashion text... i am bruno
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Chantelle (Big Brother)
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Oh My God
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chris eubank
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greetings. you've got a knockout message
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chris tarrant
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quick it could be worth one million pounds... he he
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cilla
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pick it up sweetheart it could be your blind date, Valentines
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Comedy
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Shameless Sexy Message
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Comedy
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Tiittybang I'm Shy
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Comedy
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Tittybang
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Comedy
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Tittybang Hello
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Cookie Monster
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Cookies
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Craig David (BoSelecta)
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You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break Americaā
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Daffy Duck
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Suffering Suckertash
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Daffy Duck
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Your Dispicable
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dale winton
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well have a look it might improve your text life
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dale winton 2
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well someones popular i'de pick that up if i were you
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dame edna
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well would you believe it somebody likes you possum
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david beckham
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hurry up.. i fink it's posh
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elvis
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well you got a text..thank you very much
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frank spencer
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oo betty i think ive done a woopsie
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Hi De Hi
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Hello campers
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Jimmy Saville
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Jimmy Saville
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Jimmy Saville
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Now Then Now Then
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jimmy saville
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oh now then now then
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Jimmy Saville
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Rattle Rattle
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jonathan ross
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someones tried to text ya... that completely widiculous
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julian clary 2
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im strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... i thank you.
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lisa minnelli
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this is lisa the surpriser
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lu lu
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wheyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Max And Paddy
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How Dare You
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Max And Paddy
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Magnet and steel
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Max And Paddy
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Pick The Phone Up Flower
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Mel B
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Hello and thank you for calling me, Mel B?
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Mel B (BoSelecta)
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Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d
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Michael Barrymore
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Alright At The Back
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Michael Jackson
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I
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michael jackson
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oh a message... that's just ignorance
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Michael Jackson (BoSelecta)
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I'm Michael Jackson and I be saying this is a phone call he he, shamone he heā
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Ozzy Osbourne
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Sharon, Sharon, euuurgh, there's someone calling?
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Peter Kay
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Garlic Bread
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Peter Kay
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What's All That About
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Road Runner
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Meepmeep
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rolf harris
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can you tell who it is yet... dum diddy dum
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Roy Walker
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It's Good But It's Not Right
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